I AM, I AM.
YES, PEOPLE. TODAY, I, AIMÉE FAYE, AM ONE YEAR OLDER. BOW DOWN. WORSHIP ME. WOOOORSHIIIP.
...and I can drive now! I got my license! <3333
D= And Nerissa's sitting behind me saying mean things, like I'll kill everyone. But I'm not that bad a driver! The worst I did was take out a tree! And a few other miscellanous objects, but who cares about mailboxes? Nerissa once said she got in an accident once and totaled her car. I never did that bad!
...now she's saying it's because I scared everyone off the road! DDDDDD= DO YOU NOT SEE THE INJUSTICE OF THIS? INJUSTICE.
She's leaving now, shaking her head and saying whatever. Good.
SO. THINGS I WANT. I WANT A PONY.
AND AN AMULET THAT LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE A BANANA MIXED WITH A TROMBONE.
OH. OH. AND A FLYING TURTLE-MONKEY.
...some cash wouldn't go amiss, either.
Now may you all have a wonderfully Aimée-blessed day! *blows kisses*
AHHOLYCRAP NERISSA WHAT ARE YOU DOINGARGHHHHHHHHASDFJWAEQJR
Guys. This is Nerissa. I'm typing really quick 'cause Aimée's glaring daggers at me and I've got my foot on her chest so anyways. I AM REALLY SCARED ABOUT THE PROSPECT OF HER DRIVING. DON'T RIDE WITH HER. EVER. 'kay? Okay. *runs*
...the computer's mine again.
.....die in a fire, Nerissa.
About Me
- Aimée Faye
- O_______________O WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU READING MY PROFILE? ...oh, well, Nerissa's saying I have tell you about myself. Stupid Nerissa. So. I AM THE DAUGHTER OF HERMES, THE COUNSELOR OF THE CAMPH HALF-BLOOD HERMES CABIN. WHICH IS THE LARGEST CABIN IN THE CAMP. WHICH MAKES MY WORD RULE. OH. BURN.
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... I have no more interest in dying, thanks. I'll stay far away from Aimee and her car.
And Aimee in general.
I'VE SEEN YOUR SLIPPERS, AIMEE.
YOUR SLIPPERS ARE EVIL!
EEEVVVVIIILLLLLLLLLLL.
THEY HAVE DEAD TURTLE SHELLS ON THEM! D8
TURTLE-MURDERER.
I'd like to take the risk, and ride with you but...
It is /you/
No thanks.
I'll however, pester Agalia about cash for you. It seems you got excited about that time she gave you $100
Have fun....Not.
I left a nice present underneath your bed. Happy 16th birthday. Enjoy your present, and please, do not get near me with that vehicle.
Gonna join?
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