GUESS WHO'S 16

I AM, I AM.

YES, PEOPLE. TODAY, I, AIMÉE FAYE, AM ONE YEAR OLDER. BOW DOWN. WORSHIP ME. WOOOORSHIIIP.

...and I can drive now! I got my license! <3333

D= And Nerissa's sitting behind me saying mean things, like I'll kill everyone. But I'm not that bad a driver! The worst I did was take out a tree! And a few other miscellanous objects, but who cares about mailboxes? Nerissa once said she got in an accident once and totaled her car. I never did that bad!

...now she's saying it's because I scared everyone off the road! DDDDDD= DO YOU NOT SEE THE INJUSTICE OF THIS? INJUSTICE.

She's leaving now, shaking her head and saying whatever. Good.

SO. THINGS I WANT. I WANT A PONY.
AND AN AMULET THAT LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE A BANANA MIXED WITH A TROMBONE.
OH. OH. AND A FLYING TURTLE-MONKEY.

...some cash wouldn't go amiss, either.

Now may you all have a wonderfully Aimée-blessed day! *blows kisses*

AHHOLYCRAP NERISSA WHAT ARE YOU DOINGARGHHHHHHHHASDFJWAEQJR

Guys. This is Nerissa. I'm typing really quick 'cause Aimée's glaring daggers at me and I've got my foot on her chest so anyways. I AM REALLY SCARED ABOUT THE PROSPECT OF HER DRIVING. DON'T RIDE WITH HER. EVER. 'kay? Okay. *runs*

...the computer's mine again.

.....die in a fire, Nerissa.

Nerissa is no fun

OH LOOK. IT APPEARS TO BE A BLOG.

Nerissa helped me set it up although I wanted to do it myself.

T.T Nerissa can be mean. I told her I wanted to make a blog and I started making it and she started telling me what to do.

I didn't know you weren't supposed to enter a fake E-mail address to hide your identity or type "you're insulting" into the word verification! Nerissa ruins my fun.

NOW, I HEAR OF A SABLE THAT HAUNTS THIS PLACE.

SABLE. WHERE ARE YOU? COME IN, SABLE.

THE WORLD WILL BLOW UP WITHOUT YOU! D=

BUT LET'S NOT WORRY.

BECAUSE WE HAVE OPTIMUS PRIME.

OPTIMUUUUS. I LOVE YOU. <333333